In today’s troubled world, filled with wonderful words like ‘freedom of speech’, ‘religious freedom’ and let us not forget my favourite one ‘my-right-not-to-have-to-listen-to-anything-you-have-to-say’, how should a Christian act and behave?

If I was to take a few pointers from Christians around me, I would come to the following conclusion :

1) Thou shalt, and MUST join every facebook group that has anything remotely to do with Christianity (as we all know, the more Christian facebook groups you are part of, the holier thou art).
2) If a fellow Christian joins/adds a dodge group/application on facebook thou salt tell everyone else, and thou shalt definately not confront the perpetrator (that shalt be done via the facebook grapevine).
3) If a fellow Christian does try to rebuke/correct you, thou shalt throw a tantrum, and thou shalt definately NOT consult the bible to come to a correct and biblical conclusion. (p.s. consulting the bible might cause strange side effects and distortion of worldly views. Not for the hard hearted or spiritually blind. Side effects my include change of religion.)
4) Thou shalt always correct thine friends via sarcasm and in groups of 2 or 3.
5) Homosexuality, pre-marital sexual activity, substance abuse and double lives are an optional extras to the Christian life. (These extra add-ons can be bought at a price of eternal damnation, but at least you get to keep the name tag, right?)
6) Thou shalt get confirmed, because then you go to heaven.

(Please note: The points with link of them I have already touched on.)